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A dad-shaped god who shows up like magic when you're about to cry your pants off. He wears a fancy coat that smells like old gym socks and leaves you feeling like a winner, even though he probably thinks you're a waste of oxygen.
My math test was a disaster until Jack Flack showed up and said, 'You're better than that.' I got an A+ and he got a new coat.
I was about to quit the soccer team when Jack Flack yelled, 'You're not a failure, you're just not trying hard enough!' I scored the winning goal.
I was crying in the hallway when Jack Flack appeared and said, 'You're not a total mess, you're just a little messed up.' I walked into class like I owned the place.