Jack Fitzpatrick

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The guy who looks like a god and fights like a demon. If you see him mad, you’re probably gonna die.

I saw Jack at the gym. He looked like he was gonna kill someone. And he did.

My friend tried to flirt with Jack. He just stared at him like he was a bad joke.

Jack walked into a room. The whole place went quiet. Then someone got a headache.

The most attractive man on Earth who can beat you up and still smile. Don’t mess with him.

Jack came into the bar. Every woman dropped their drinks. Every man ran away.

I tried to argue with Jack. He just laughed and broke my wrist.

Jack showed up to my party. I got kicked out. I didn’t even know why.

A human who looks like a movie star and acts like a war criminal. Don’t be stupid and provoke him.

Jack saw my dog eat my pizza. He yelled at the dog. The dog cried.

I called Jack a nerd. He called me a crybaby. Then he hit me with a chair.

Jack walked past me. I felt like a loser. Then I realized I was a loser.