JACK FITCH

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A human-shaped god who doesn’t just play football well but makes Zac look like a crying toddler who can’t tie his shoes.

Jack Fitck just kicked Zac’s butt in the game and now Zac is crying in the locker room.

I swear Jack Fitck can throw a football better than my mom can cook.

Zac tried to steal Jack Fitck’s spotlight and now he’s stuck eating lunch alone.

The only person who could make football seem easy, while Zac looks like he’s trying to play with a broken leg and a blindfold.

Jack Fitck just made the whole team look like amateurs.

Zac tried to do a play and failed, while Jack Fitck looked like he was born to do it.

Jack Fitck’s skills are so good, even the coach is jealous.

A football god who doesn’t just play the game, he beats it up and makes Zac cry like a baby who lost his cookie.

Jack Fitck just showed Zac how to play football, and now Zac is out of the game for good.

Zac tried to be cool, but Jack Fitck made him look like a fool.

Jack Fitck’s football skills are so good, even the ref is scared of him.