Jack File

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The faces of people you think about while you jerk off
I saw my ex at the store and had to leave quick. My brain went into overdrive.
My math teacher is my jack file. I can't focus during class anymore.
I texted my crush and got a reply 10 minutes later. I'm already hard.
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The people you imagine doing dirty stuff with in your head
I was cleaning my room and got a boner thinking about my crush.
My jack file is my best friend's sister. It's awkward sometimes.
I saw my neighbor's dog and thought about my jack file. That's how weird I am.
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The people you picture in your mind while you're getting off
I was eating breakfast and got a boner thinking about my jack file.
I told my friend about my jack file, and he laughed in my face.
I saw a hot guy at the mall and my jack file got jealous.
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The people you think about when you're trying to get it up
I was on the bus and got a boner because I was thinking about my jack file.
I told my mom about my jack file, and she said I was being ridiculous.
I got distracted during my test because my jack file was in my head.
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The people you imagine having sex with in your head
I was in the shower and got a boner thinking about my jack file.
My jack file is my neighbor's brother. It's getting out of hand.
I texted my jack file and got a reply instantly. I got hard.
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