Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Couches his laziness with the lie that he’s just getting his beauty sleep while the rest of us are out here dying.

I woke up at 10 am. You’re still dead. You’re not even alive anymore.

He said he was working. I saw his face. It was still sleeping.

He’s not sleeping. He’s plotting how to make you do his job.

2

Has the willpower of a goldfish and the ambition of a dead man.

He said he was going to finish that report. Now he’s watching cat videos again.

He had the energy to open his eyes. That’s it.

He promised he’d come to work. He didn’t even show up.

3

Doesn’t work. Just lies about it. And then lies about the lies.

He said he was working. He was just eating pizza.

He told me he was busy. He was just busy sleeping.

He said he was going to finish the project. He’s still sleeping on it.

4

Takes naps like it’s his full-time job and has no intention of ever waking up.

He took a nap during lunch. Now he’s taking a nap during dinner.

He said he was going to go home. He’s still taking a nap.

He took a nap during the meeting. He didn’t even know it was over.

5

Is the only person who can fall asleep in a meeting and still make it seem like he’s working.

He fell asleep in the meeting. He still got promoted.

He took a nap during the meeting. He said he was just thinking.

He was asleep. He said he was just pretending to be awake.

6

Has the energy of a zombie and the motivation of a dying man.

He had the energy to open his eyes. That’s it.

He said he was going to work. He’s still sleeping.

He said he was going to finish the project. He’s still eating pizza.