jack farting

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When you jerk off and blast your cum while letting out a loud butt fart that sounds like a dragon died in your pants.

He was jack farting in the back of the bus and the whole bus smelled like a dead goat.

During math class, he jack farted and the teacher had to open the window.

He jack farted during a Zoom meeting and his boss asked if he was drunk.

Using your tongue to go up your partner's butt like it’s a slide and you’re riding a poop train.

She told him to stop jack farting during their first date and he just laughed.

He jack farted his ex and now she won’t talk to him.

At the party, he jack farted and everyone ran out of the room.

When you sit on the job and do nothing while your boss is yelling at you like you’re a stupid dog.

He was jack farting at work and got fired for sleeping through the meeting.

She jack farted during her shift and didn’t clean up the mess.

He jack farted at the factory and the machine broke because he was too lazy to fix it.

When you sneak a fart right after someone else farts so they get blamed for the smell and you laugh like a mad man.

He jack farted during dinner and his mom blamed his dad for the smell.

At the bus stop, he jack farted and the kid next to him got in trouble.

During the meeting, he jack farted and the boss thought it was the intern.

When you act like a total idiot or a piece of dog shit and nobody knows why you’re being so dumb.

He was jack farting in the hallway and got in trouble for making a mess.

She jack farted during the test and got a zero.

He jack farted during the game and lost the bet.