Jack F

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A total loser who thinks he's tough just because he smells like manure and doesn't know how to read.
Jack F tried to impress me by saying he can plow a field with one hand. I told him to plow my face.
He said he's got a 10th grade education. I told him to go back to the barn.
He tried to fight me. I told him to go fight the cows.
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A super rare thing that happens when a woman gets so turned on she basically explodes with liquid joy.
My cousin said she had a Jack F last night and it was like a waterfall from heaven.
My mom said she had one when she was 20 and it scared the mailman.
I saw a video online and it looked like a soda bottle was being squeezed.
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Has a stupid curly hairdo that looks like it was done by a goat with a comb.
Jack F came in with a perm that looked like a raccoon had a bad day.
He said his hair was 'stylish.' I said it was 'disgusting.'
His perm was so bad it made the dog cry.
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