Jack Evans

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He takes forever to get his pants off and you’ll definitely end up with his baby

I’ve been waiting for him to pull out for 10 minutes. I’m already tired of his slow motion.

He’s like a turtle in a race. Pull out? Please.

I swear if he takes any longer, I’ll just keep going. No more waiting.

He’s so slow at pulling out you might as well just keep going and have his kid

He took longer than my math test to pull out. I’m done.

I was halfway through my coffee when he finally pulled out. I’m already done.

He’s like a snail on a treadmill. Just keep going.

He’s too slow to pull out and you’re gonna get knocked up for sure

He’s slower than my grandma walking to the store. I’m just going to stay.

I’ve waited longer than my dog for a treat. I’m done.

He’s so slow, I might as well just stay and have his baby.