jack eva

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Jack Eva is a guy who looks like a jock but acts like a scaredy cat. He’s the kind of guy who’ll cuss you out for tripping him but still lends you his lunch money when you’re broke.
Why’d you trip me? I’m gonna make you eat my lunch.
I don’t care if you’re broke, here’s my sandwich.
You’re lucky I didn’t punch you in the face.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack Eva is the guy who gets so mad at girls it looks like he’s about to explode. But then he’ll save your life just because you laughed at his terrible joke.
You laughed at my joke? I’ll save you from the bullies.
I’m gonna explode if you keep making fun of me.
You’re my best friend. I’ll die for you.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack Eva is the guy who’ll punch you in the gut for calling him a nerd, but he’ll still cover for you when the teacher catches you cheating.
You called me a nerd? I’ll punch you.
I’m covering for you, you idiot.
You’re lucky I didn’t tell the teacher.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack Eva is the guy who cusses like a sailor when you make him rage, but he’ll still protect you from the school’s toughest bully.
You made me rage? I’ll cuss you out.
That bully won’t touch you.
I’ll fight him for you.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack Eva is the kind of guy who’ll yell at you for stealing his snack, but he’ll still give you his last soda when you’re in trouble.
You stole my snack? I’ll yell at you.
Here, take my soda.
You’re my friend. I’ll help you.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack Eva is the guy who’ll throw a tantrum if you mess with his best friend, but he’ll still let you copy his homework when you’re failing.
Don’t mess with my best friend or I’ll throw a tantrum.
Copy my homework.
You’re failing? I’ll help you.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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