Jack Essink

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He chases his girlfriend like a dog and gets his butt kicked by her every day. He fights with the boys 10 times and kisses his girlfriend like a lovesick idiot.
Jack ran after Sarah like a madman and got slapped for not bringing her coffee.
He wrestled Mark in the hallway and then kissed Lisa in front of everyone.
He got yelled at by his girlfriend for eating her sandwich and then tickled the living daylights out of Dan.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s a weakling who follows his girlfriend everywhere and fights with the boys like a toddler. He kisses his girlfriend more than he should and gets scolded for it.
He followed Lisa to the store and got scolded for not paying.
He fought with Tom like a baby and then kissed Lisa in front of the whole class.
He got tickled by Sam and then got yelled at for eating Lisa’s pizza.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s a boy who can’t stand up for himself and ends up getting beaten by his girlfriend. He fights with the boys a bunch and kisses his girlfriend like she’s his last hope.
He got beaten by his girlfriend for forgetting her birthday and then fought with Alex.
He kissed Lisa in front of the whole school and got tickled by Mark.
He got scolded for eating Lisa’s lunch and then wrestled with Sam.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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