Jack enhoff

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A fancy way of saying someone is trying too hard to be important
Jack Enhoff just dropped a 'statement' about a 'new era', it’s just a tweet with spelling errors.
He called it a ‘reveal’, it’s just a photo of his dog wearing sunglasses.
He said it was a ‘moment’, it’s just him yelling at a sandwich.
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A big deal made by someone who doesn’t know what a big deal is
Jack Enhoff said it was a ‘breakthrough’, it’s just a meme he saw online.
He called it a ‘masterpiece’, it’s just a text message he sent to his mom.
He called it a ‘legend’, it’s just a guy who once got a free pizza.
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When someone takes a tiny thing and makes it sound like it changed the world
Jack Enhoff said it was a ‘revolution’, it’s just a new color on his laptop.
He called it a ‘triumph’, it’s just him winning a game of solitaire.
He called it a ‘miracle’, it’s just his cat walking by.
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