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A redheaded man who looks like he was cursed by a witch
Jack Elliss is the reason I hate the color orange.
He walks in and the room goes silent like a dead fish.
I told my mom he was the devil and she believed me.
Jack Elliss
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A human who looks like a flamingo was born inside him
Jack Elliss is the reason I don't eat flamingos.
He showed up at the party and I thought I was in a zoo.
He’s like a ginger version of a fire hydrant.
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A man who has the face of a tomato and the soul of a troublemaker
Jack Elliss showed up and I knew we were in for a fight.
He looked like someone threw a tomato at a bully.
He’s the reason my lunch got thrown on the floor.