Jack Ebert

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Jack Ebert screams at god like he's in a church and god is his ex
Jack Ebert yelled at god during a prayer and called him a stupid f***ing waste of space
He cursed god's name in front of the entire congregation
He threw a hymn book at the altar and said god was a lousy listener
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Ebert is god's worst nightmare and he knows it
He told god he’d send him to hell if he didn’t stop being a f***ing pain
He said god was a bad listener and a worse teacher
He threatened to take god’s name in vain every single day
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Ebert is god’s least favorite person and he’s not shy about it
He said god was a f***ing lousy listener and a worse teacher
He cursed god’s name in front of the entire class
He told god he’d beat him up if he didn’t stop being a pain
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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