jack dunphy

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People call you jack dunphy if you can’t keep your eyes off neve and act like you’re not a complete idiot about it.

'Why are you staring at Neve like she’s the last pizza slice?'

'You’re still jack dunphy? You’re like a dog with a bone.'

'You’re jack dunphy again? I swear you’re gonna get stuck in her head.'

You’re jack dunphy if you’re so smitten with neve that you forget to breathe and talk nonsense.

'You said “neve” five times in one sentence. You’re jack dunphy.'

'You’re jack dunphy again. I can hear you thinking about her in the shower.'

'You’re jack dunphy and it’s ruining my morning.'

Jack dunphy is when you’re so head-over-heels for neve that you act like the rest of the world doesn’t exist.

'You’re jack dunphy again. You don’t even notice me.'

'You’re jack dunphy and you’re still talking about neve like she’s your ex.'

'You’re jack dunphy and I’ve had enough.'