jack doyle

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Jack Doyle is just cool. Like really cool. The kind of cool that makes you feel like a loser.

Jack Doyle walks in and the whole room goes silent. I feel like I just got beat up by a duck.

My mom said Jack Doyle is cool. I didn't believe her until I saw him eat a whole pizza in one bite.

Jack Doyle smiled at me. I cried. I didn't know why. I just knew it was bad.

If Jack Doyle slammed you against a wall, you would start barking like a dog. Not politely. Like a mad dog.

Jack Doyle slammed me against the wall. I barked like I had been hit by a truck. And I didn't even have a truck.

I tried to act cool. Jack Doyle slammed me into the lockers. I barked like I was on a reality show.

Jack Doyle picked me up and slammed me against the wall. I barked. I didn't know what was happening. I just knew it was bad.