jack dowd

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a tiny kid who can't talk to people and came out of jesus's butt he has a devil heart and screams every time someone kicks his chair
he sat there like a dumb frog and yelled at the whole school when someone bumped his chair
he cried so hard he woke up the janitor
he tried to fight the principal with a pencil and lost
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a runt who thinks he's the king of the universe and was born from jesus's sneaker he has a demonic heart and hates when his chair gets touched
he threw a tantrum in the lunchroom because someone sat next to him
he tried to turn the teacher into a frog with his evil chair powers
he cried so loud the lights flickered
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a little shrimp who can't talk to people and was created by jesus he has a satanic heart and goes crazy when his chair is kicked
he yelled at the gym teacher for no reason
he had a meltdown because someone moved his chair
he drew a mustache on the principal's face with a marker
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