jack douche

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the worst mix of a stupid jerk and a smelly loser.
My cousin is a jack douche. He talks loud and smells like old socks.
My boss is a jack douche. He yells at everyone and eats lunch at his desk.
My friend's brother is a jack douche. He wears the same shirt every day and never brushes his teeth.
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a human disaster that smells and talks like a garbage can.
That guy at the park is a jack douche. He chews gum and throws it on the ground.
My neighbor is a jack douche. He plays loud music and eats pizza at 3 a. m.
My math teacher is a jack douche. He wears socks with sandals and hates everyone.
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a person who is both a brainless idiot and a wet blanket.
My brother is a jack douche. He doesn't know anything and always ruins the fun.
My coworker is a jack douche. He doesn't know how to use a computer and talks too much.
My dog's owner is a jack douche. He feeds the dog cake and never cleans up after it.
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