jack doesn't come out of the box

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When a man and woman are together but the man’s junk stays inside the box and never comes out.

My girlfriend’s been with me for two years and my junk still hasn’t left the box.

He said he was tired, but I knew he was just being lazy and not actually tired.

She asked why he didn’t come out of the box, and he said he was busy watching Netflix.

A relationship where the man is too cheap to buy a pizza and too lazy to have sex.

He said he’d come out of the box, but then he remembered he didn’t have any money.

She offered him a pizza, and he said no because he was still in the box.

He told her he’d come out of the box later, but he just fell asleep on the couch.

When a man is so tired he could sleep through a hurricane and still not come out of the box.

He was so tired after work that he fell into the box and didn’t come out until Sunday.

He said he was going to come out of the box, but then he had a nap.

He promised to come out of the box, but he just kept snoring in the box.

A relationship where the man is too lazy to move and too tired to think about sex.

He said he was coming out of the box, but he just moved his head.

She asked why he wasn’t coming out of the box, and he said he was too lazy to move.

He said he wanted to come out of the box, but he fell asleep halfway there.

When a man is so tired he could fall into a box and never come out again.

He said he was going to come out of the box, but he just fell asleep in it.

He told her he was coming out of the box, but then he just snored louder.

He said he was going to come out of the box, but he just fell into it and never came out.

A man who is too tired to move and too lazy to even think about coming out of the box.

He said he was going to come out of the box, but he just stayed in it.

He told her he would come out of the box later, but he just fell asleep again.

He said he was going to come out of the box, but he just kept snoring.