Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst kind of nothing you can imagine; like your mom's cooking but even worse

Your essay? Jack diddly squat. I could’ve written it in my sleep.

He showed up late, forgot his lines, and tripped over his own feet. Jack diddly squat.

That promotion? Jack diddly squat. You’re still stuck in the office with me.

2

so little it’s almost insulted; like a single hair in a soup

Your contribution to the group project? Jack diddly squat. You didn’t even show up.

That tip? Jack diddly squat. I could’ve paid for your dinner.

Your attempt at a joke? Jack diddly squat. I laughed at the waiter.

3

as useless as a broken toaster on a spaceship; you might as well throw it out

Your plan? Jack diddly squat. We’re still stuck in traffic.

That new app? Jack diddly squat. It crashed before I could even open it.

Your advice? Jack diddly squat. I’m still wearing my pants inside out.

4

so tiny it might as well not exist; like a speck of dirt on a giant's shoe

Your help? Jack diddly squat. I did all the work.

That gift? Jack diddly squat. It was a broken pencil.

Your effort? Jack diddly squat. You barely showed up.

5

as good as a wet sock in a sock drawer; totally pointless and annoying

That idea? Jack diddly squat. It was worse than my math test.

Your help? Jack diddly squat. You just sat there.

That surprise? Jack diddly squat. I already knew about it.