Jack diddly shit

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Means you're so lazy you could sleep through a demolition
Bro, that project was jack diddly shit. I didn't even wake up for the final exam.
She said she'd help me move, then fell asleep on the couch. Jack diddly shit.
I spent all day watching cat videos. That's jack diddly shit.
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So useless it could make a broken toaster feel proud
That plan was jack diddly shit. Even the toaster gave up on it.
He showed up late, forgot his name, and left. Jack diddly shit.
I tried to fix my phone, and it broke. Jack diddly shit.
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So bad it could make a bad day feel like a prison sentence
That game was jack diddly shit. I'd rather do my math homework.
The pizza was jack diddly shit. I threw it out and cried.
That movie was jack diddly shit. I fell asleep before the credits.
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