jack diddley fuck

To sit there like a fat, smelly donkey and do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it sound like you’re mad at the whole universe.

When you’re so useless, even the word fuck can’t save you from being the worst version of yourself.

To do nothing so hard, it feels like you’re fighting a giant, smelly cheese wheel. And then you add fuck for no reason.

When you do nothing so badly, it’s like you’re doing it on purpose. And the fuck at the end just makes it personal.