jack-dickery

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Bullshit so thick you could use it as a sandwich.
I got a promotion because I said I could do jack-dickery and still win.
She brought a whole loaf of bread to the meeting just to prove how much jack-dickery was going on.
He texted me 'I'm leaving' then immediately called me to complain about the jack-dickery.
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Lies so bad they make your face hurt.
He said he had a plan. It was just jack-dickery and a prayer.
She told the boss she was sick. Turns out it was just jack-dickery and a latte.
I told my mom I was going to college. She said, 'That’s just jack-dickery.'
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Nonsense so loud it interrupts the silence of the void.
The meeting was full of jack-dickery so loud I could hear it in the next state.
He gave a speech. It was just jack-dickery and a bunch of hand gestures.
My teacher said my essay was full of jack-dickery. I said, 'That's the point.'
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Ridiculous stuff that makes your brain want to quit.
He said he was going to be rich. It was just jack-dickery and a broken calculator.
The plan was so bad it was like watching jack-dickery on repeat.
I told her I was going to be a superhero. She said, 'That’s just jack-dickery.'
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Trash talk so bad it smells like failure.
He insulted me so much it was like I was eating jack-dickery for breakfast.
She said I was the worst. I said, 'That’s just jack-dickery.'
We had a fight. It was just jack-dickery and a lot of yelling.
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Bullshit so big it could fill a stadium.
He said he was going to win the game. It was just jack-dickery and a broken shoe.
The whole team was talking about jack-dickery like it was the most important thing.
She told me she was going to be a singer. I said, 'That’s just jack-dickery.'
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