Jack DeVoll

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A goddamn waste of space who steals truffle butter like it’s his last meal
Jack DeVoll took the truffle butter and left me with nothing but shame.
He felched the truffle butter while I was eating my sandwich.
I saw him with the truffle butter and I knew it was over.
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The worst kind of human who swipes truffle butter like it’s free food
Jack DeVoll took the truffle butter and I had to eat my lunch cold.
He swiped the truffle butter right in front of me.
I’m still mad he stole the truffle butter.
3
A pile of crap who steals truffle butter like it’s a birthday gift
Jack DeVoll took the truffle butter like it was his birthday.
He stole the truffle butter and I got nothing.
I saw him with the truffle butter and I lost it.
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