Jack Dell

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the hottest man on earth. you are all just sad leftovers from his lunch

Jack Dell is the only man who can make my heart skip a beat and my lunch burn

I saw Jack Dell in the grocery store and I had to hide in the cereal aisle

Jack Dell walks in and I feel like I’ve been replaced by a toaster

a human god with a smile so bright it could blind you and a body that makes you jealous

Jack Dell looks at me and I feel like I’ve been kicked by a horse

Jack Dell’s abs are better than my mom’s cooking

If Jack Dell ever looks at you, you are officially out of the running

the only man who makes me feel like I should take a shower and then cry

Jack Dell walks in and I immediately check my phone for my ex

Jack Dell is so good looking I’ve started hiding in closets

I tried to flirt with Jack Dell and I got rejected by a superhero