Jack Dawson

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A guy from Titanic who thinks he’s the best. He’s the kind of guy who makes you wish your boyfriend was a total loser.

I wish my ex was Jack Dawson. At least he didn’t cheat on me with a hat.

If Jack Dawson asked me out, I’d say yes. Even if he was a hat.

Jack Dawson is hot. My ex is a hat. So I’m picking Jack.

Leo’s character who got lucky. He’s the reason Rose ditched her rich loser boyfriend for a guy who looked like he had a shower.

Jack Dawson is why I hate rich guys. He’s just a guy who looked like he had a shower.

If I was Rose, I’d dump my boyfriend for Jack. He’s got a shower and a penis.

Jack Dawson is just Leo’s character. He’s not real. But he’s still better than my ex.

The sexiest guy ever. He’s got a 1-foot penis and never fails a class. What else do you need?

Jack Dawson is my dream guy. He’s got a 1-foot penis and never fails a class.

I’d marry Jack Dawson if he asked me. He’s got a 1-foot penis and he’s smart.

Jack Dawson is the only guy who’s got a 1-foot penis and never failed a class. He’s perfect.

The best boyfriend ever. But he’s mine. No one else gets him.

Jack Dawson is the best boyfriend. But he’s mine. So you can’t have him.

He’s my Jack Dawson. You can’t have him. I’ll fight you.

Jack Dawson is mine. He’s the best. So you’re just gonna have to deal with it.

A guy who plays sports, video games, and has sex every night. He’s also super smart.

Jack Dawson plays sports, video games, and has sex every night. He’s also super smart.

He’s got a 1-foot penis, he plays sports, and he’s smart. What else do you need?

Jack Dawson is the guy who plays sports and video games and never fails a class. He’s perfect.

The guy who is FINE. He’s got everything. And he’s 6 feet tall.

Jack Dawson is FINE. He’s got a 1-foot penis and he’s 6 feet tall.

He’s 6 feet tall and FINE. What else do you need?

Jack Dawson is 6 feet tall and FINE. He’s got everything.

A guy who is pure, clever, and brave. He’s the kind of guy who would let you die so he could live.

Jack Dawson is pure, clever, and brave. He’d let you die so he could live.

He’s the kind of guy who would let you die so he could live. That’s pure.

Jack Dawson is brave and clever. He’s the kind of guy who would let you die so he could live.