jack & danny

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A smelly hole you wish you could plug with your finger and a big toe.

"Jack & Danny? That’s what I got after wearing those socks for a week!", Tom, in the bathroom.

"Why’d you yell at me in the grocery store? I was just looking at Jack & Danny!", Sarah, to her mom.

"I’d rather be stuck in traffic than have a conversation with my brother about Jack & Danny.", Jake, to his brother.

Cockney slang for the part of you that gets all wet when you’re embarrassed or excited.

"Why’d you say that in front of the whole class? You’re giving me Jack & Danny!", Lisa, to her friend.

"He’s been talking about Jack & Danny since he saw the movie.", Mia, to her sister.

"Jack & Danny? That’s not a real thing!", Mr. Thompson, in math class.