Jack Daniel Miller

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A Jack Daniel Miller is when you dump half a bottle of old Jack Daniels into a gay man’s butt and beat him while yelling ‘Stay Frosty!’ in a squeaky voice. It’s like a party in his intestines.
I poured Jack Daniels in his butt and screamed ‘Stay Frosty!’ while beating him with a spoon.
He was screaming ‘Why?!’ while I played Minecraft music and beat him like a drum.
He passed out after the first hit and I still kept going.
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Jack Daniel Miller is when you shove expired Jack Daniels up a fag’s butt and hit him with a ladle while yelling ‘Stay Frosty!’ in a tiny voice. It’s like a poop party.
He laughed at me until I hit him with a ladle and poured Jack in his butt.
I played Minecraft while I beat him and he cried like a baby.
He told me to stop and I poured more Jack in his butt.
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Jack Daniel Miller is when you take old Jack Daniels and shove it in a gay man’s butt while beating him and yelling ‘Stay Frosty!’ like a high-pitched monster. It’s the worst.
He screamed ‘No more Jack!’ but I kept pouring and beating him.
I played Minecraft and he was too embarrassed to stop.
He pooped out half the Jack and I laughed like a madman.
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