Jack Daniel Burns

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A guy who's so good he should be in a commercial. He’s got heart bigger than a pizza and a life so full it’s embarrassing. He eats avocados like they’re going out of style. He hates nutella more than he hates being tickled by a bunch of stupid girls.

Jack is the only guy who can make tea sound like a love letter.

He got piercings just to annoy me.

He once screamed at a nutella jar like it had wronged him.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

He’s a legend, a god, and the only guy who can make me laugh until I cry. He loves avocados, tea, and getting pierced. He hates nutella, girls who act like they’re in a movie, and being tickled by anyone.

He once tried to make a tea out of avocado and it worked.

He got pierced just to prove he’s not a girl.

He yelled at a girl for being immature and it was awesome.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

He’s the best guy in the world. He loves avocados, tea, and piercings. He hates nutella, girls who think they’re special, and being tickled. He lives every moment like it’s the last one.

He eats avocados like they’re his last meal.

He once got a piercing just to make me jealous.

He screamed at nutella like it was a personal enemy.

by Slangipedia 11d ago