Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy name for a cheap whiskey that makes you feel like a king for about 10 minutes before you pass out.

I drank three Jack Ds and now I'm on the floor crying.

Jack D is the only thing keeping me from punching my boss.

I used to be a man. Now I'm a Jack D.

2

Jack D is a hot guy who talks to himself and thinks he's a superhero.

Jack D walks into a bar and the bar breaks.

Jack D tried to flirt with my mom and she gave him a look.

Jack D thinks he's Batman. He's not. He's more like a very confused squirrel.

3

Jack D is a man with a big penis that could beat up a giant.

Jack D walked into a room and the room immediately gave up.

I once saw Jack D and I immediately wanted to be his friend and his penis.

Jack D's penis is so big it has its own zip code.

4

Jack D smells like a sweaty gym, a used towel, and a bad decision.

I sat next to Jack D and now I smell like a gym sock.

Jack D walked into my house and my dog ran away.

Jack D is the reason I now hate hair.

5

Jack D is so annoying that Nicki Minaj told a guy to get off her phone.

Jack D said something stupid and Nicki Minaj got mad.

Jack D's comments are worse than my math test.

Jack D once commented on Nicki Minaj and now he's cursed.

6

Jack D is when you're sitting on a penis and doing jumping jacks.

Jack D is the worst way to spend your lunch break.

I tried Jack D and now my legs hurt.

Jack D is like being on a peen and doing push-ups.