jack curtis

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Jack Curtis is a smooth operator. He knows what's good. Rypie is a clueless dork in comparison.

Jack told Rypie he was a failure. Then he took a sip of coffee and winked.

Jack said Rypie looked like a sad hot dog. Rypie cried.

Jack called Rypie a ‘moldy sandwich’ and posted it on Instagram.

Jack is a chunky flamingo who takes selfies and sends them to other men. He loves ginger beer and eats it like it's a snack.

Jack sent a photo of his belly with a caption: ‘Ginger beer is my soulmate.’

Jack took a selfie in his boots and sent it to 12 guys at once.

Jack told his crush, ‘I eat ginger beer like it's a sandwich.’