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A guy who gets hard when he sees tongs and thinks they're making out.
He stared at the tongs like they were his ex.
He asked the chef if the tongs were dating.
He tried to flirt with the tongs at the buffet.
Jack Cunningham
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A man who thinks tongs are the best thing since sliced bread and also his new lover.
He proposed to the tongs during dinner service.
He brought a tongs to the beach for a date.
He said the tongs were better than his wife.
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A dude who gets a boner just by watching tongs do their job.
He got a hard on in the middle of the kitchen.
He whispered 'I love you' to the tongs.
He tried to kiss the tongs after they finished cooking.