jack cullen

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a guy who thinks he's the main event but is just there to take credit for other people's work
Jack Cullen walked into the meeting like he owned the place, even though he didn't write a single line of the report.
He took the blame for the failed project, but no one believed him because he was the one who messed it up.
He got a raise, even though he didn't do anything but complain about the coffee.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who talks too much and always says the same thing, like a broken record
Jack Cullen started talking about the weekend plans and never stopped, even when no one was listening.
He said 'I told you so' every time something went wrong, even though he was the one who caused it.
He talked about his dog for twenty minutes during lunch, and no one wanted to hear it anymore.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's clearly not
Jack Cullen claimed he could beat anyone in a wrestling match, even though he fell over when he tried to wrestle the mailman.
He bragged about being the best at video games, but he lost to a kid who just started playing last week.
He said he could do anything, but he couldn't even fix the printer without help.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who shows up late and acts like it's no big deal
Jack Cullen walked into the office ten minutes late and said, 'What's the big deal?'
He missed the start of the meeting because he was still eating his breakfast at 9:30.
He was late to the party, and he didn't even care that no one was there to welcome him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who can't keep a secret and always tells everything to everyone
Jack Cullen spilled the whole plan to the whole office before the meeting even started.
He told his mom about the surprise party before the surprise party happened.
He told the entire team about the boss's new hairdo before the boss even showed up.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who thinks he's the center of attention, even when no one is looking
Jack Cullen started talking to the ceiling like it was the most important person in the room.
He walked into the room and immediately started talking about himself, even though no one asked.
He acted like everyone was watching him, even though he was the only one there.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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