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The biggest cock in the entire universe and everyone knows it
He walks in and everyone goes silent.
He flexes in the gym and the weights cry.
He told a girl he'd marry her then left her at the altar.
Jack Crosby
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Breaks hearts like they're made of glass and he's got a hammer
He dumped her for a TikTok influencer.
He cried when he left her but she just laughed.
He left her at the airport and took a flight to Vegas.
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Flips his allegiance faster than a pizza delivery guy on a bike
He was your best friend then joined your ex's side.
He promised to be your partner in crime then snitched on you.
He said he'd die for you then took the easy way out.
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Does one-night stands like they're his full-time job
He met her at a bar and left her at dawn.
He texted her twice and called it a relationship.
He said he'd be there forever and left by morning.
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A human version of a dog that just wants your treats
He begged for your attention and you gave him a snack.
He licked your face and called it a romantic moment.
He took your lunch money and called it love.
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Lies so much he should get a gold medal for it
He said he'd be there but showed up late.
He promised he'd never cheat but did it anyway.
He told her he loved her then left her at the bus stop.
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Can't tell if the sky is blue or if it's just another trick
He thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.
He believed the clouds were made of cotton candy.
He thought he was king of the world then realized he was just delusional.