jack cotter

Jack cotter tried to fix the internet and made it worse. Now we all have to deal with his stupid choices.

He said he was a genius. Then he tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

He told everyone he was going to win the game. Then he got tackled and cried like a baby.

Jack cotter told the teacher the moon was made of cheese. The teacher gave him a D-

He tried to cut the moon with a knife and got yelled at by the sky.

He said he was the cheese cutter. The class laughed so hard they all fell out of their seats.

Jack cotter ate a whole pizza and then threw every slice on the floor.

He tried to eat the pizza like it was a challenge. Then he threw it all away.

He said pizza was the best food. Then he threw it all over the room like it was a crime.