Jack Cortair

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A guy who’s been high on Copium so long he’ll do anything for a few bucks, even if it means getting yelled at by a ghost.

I’d take a bullet for a dollar. I’d take a demon’s curse for a buck. I’m not asking for much.

I did six demon time shifts last week just to buy a Snickers. I’m not proud.

I’d sell my soul for a five-dollar tip. I’ve already sold my dignity for a dollar.

A man so broke from Copium he’ll work for ghosts just to get a little cash in his pocket.

I work for ghosts now. I got a $2 tip last week. That’s more money than I’ve seen in years.

I did a demon shift for a pizza. I got a coupon. I’m not even mad.

I’d trade my firstborn for a five-dollar bill. I’ve already traded my dignity for a dollar.

A man so addicted to Copium he’ll do anything, even if it means getting cursed by a demon, just to make a little cash.

I did a demon time shift for a dollar. I got cursed. I got a dollar. I’m not upset.

I’d work for a ghost just to get a soda. I’ve already worked for a demon for a Snickers.

I’d take a curse from a demon just to get a $5 bill. I’m not even asking for much.