Jack Consiglio

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A tiny man who thinks he's hot and acts like he's got a crown on his head.

He walked into the room like he just won the lottery and my dog got a raise.

He tried to flirt with my grandma and she gave him a look that could kill a moose.

He said he was a 'legend' and then tripped over his own ego.

A short man who thinks he's a king and everyone should bow to him.

He tried to start a fight with a guy who was twice his size and got kicked out of the bar.

He told me he was a 'lifestyle icon' and I asked if that meant he wore pajamas to work.

He said he had a 'charisma level 9000' and then tripped over his own shoes.

A little man who thinks he's got the body of a god and the brain of a potato.

He tried to do a dance and it looked like he was trying to escape a bear.

He said he was 'built for success' and then fell off a chair.

He told me he was 'hot and ready' and I asked if that meant he was also ready to cry.