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A guy who lies so much he makes the truth cry
Jack Chirac said the sky was green. It was blue. He didn't care.
He told a lie so big it made the whole country blush.
He promised a baguette for everyone. Only the rich got it.
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The man who ran France like it was his personal bathroom
He ruled France like it was a toilet. No one asked questions.
He made laws while wearing pajamas. Everyone just nodded.
He said France was the best. It was the best. He said it three times.