Jack Carter

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a total dork who can't keep his mouth shut and somehow ends up sleeping over at a girl's house without getting any action, friendzoned for life
He blabbed about the pizza he ate at 2 a. m. and called her a 'sleeping beauty.'
He tried to flirt with her dog and got kicked out.
He texted her a picture of his breakfast and called it 'romantic.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a guy who's so clueless he can crash at a girl's house and still not get any love, just a bestie forever
He told her he was 'too tired to flirt' and fell asleep on her couch.
He took a selfie with her cat and called it a 'love story.'
He texted her 'goodnight' and that was it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a total mess who somehow ends up in a girl's house and still can't get any action, just a pal forever
He ate her cereal and called it a 'romantic gesture.'
He texted her a napkin with a doodle and called it a 'love note.'
He stayed over and never mentioned anything about kissing.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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