Jack carroll

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Only drinks fancy water and tea, looks like a 6 but acts like an 8, could’ve been the biggest shagger ever, super rich but lives at Nicks, once went out with Kim K and hit a cow with one punch, then his friends shot milk out of their tits at him. Loves big butt bitches.

Jack: 'I only drink Fiji water and tea, you low-life scum.'

Jack texted Kim K: 'Let’s go out. I’ll punch a cow.'

Jack walked into a bar and said, 'I live at Nicks.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Super strong, punched a gorilla with one hit, pro cow tipper, drinks pure snake blood, killed an anaconda with a toothpick, plays for ST Nicholas FC, dated your mom and Kim K. He’s a legend.

Jack: 'I drank snake blood for breakfast.'

Jack killed an anaconda and said, 'That was easy.'

Jack told the gorilla, 'You’re getting punched.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

The sexiest beast on the Isle of Man. A bit of a cocky idiot, but he always makes himself look good. He’s been in prison 17 times. In short, he’s your dad.

Jack said, 'I’m the sexiest beast on the Isle of Man.'

Jack got sent to prison 17 times for being a cocky idiot.

Jack told his mom, 'I’m not your dad, I’m your dad.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago