Jack Cannon’s ‘Prisoneer’

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The worst movie ever made. It’s so bad it makes your brain hurt. The camera work is like watching paint dry while your dog eats your homework.

I watched 'Prisoneer' and now I hate my life.

That movie was worse than my math test.

I cried during 'Prisoneer' and I don’t even like crying.

A movie so cringe it should be banned. It’s like someone took a bad dream and made it into a film.

My mom made me watch 'Prisoneer' and now I’m grounded.

I didn’t know my dog hated me until I played 'Prisoneer'.

That movie was so bad it gave me a headache.

This movie is the reason why people hide under their beds. It’s like watching a goat try to do ballet.

I watched 'Prisoneer' and now I live in a cave.

That movie was worse than my brother’s middle school talent show.

I felt my soul die during 'Prisoneer'.

The most boring movie ever. It’s like watching a clock tick for three hours straight.

'Prisoneer' is the reason I failed my history test.

I fell asleep during 'Prisoneer' and dreamed about math.

That movie was so slow I could’ve walked to Mars.

This movie is the worst thing to ever happen to cinema. It’s like someone poured hot soup on a baby’s face.

I watched 'Prisoneer' and now I’m a ghost.

That movie was so bad it gave me a rash.

I think 'Prisoneer' is cursed.

A movie that makes you question your life choices. It’s like watching a pigeon try to sing opera.

'Prisoneer' is why I don’t drink coffee anymore.

That movie made me quit my job.

I watched 'Prisoneer' and now I live in a box.