jack cannaby

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the most unhinged monkey ever because he eats grass like it's his last meal

I saw jack cannaby eating grass like it was a five-star restaurant

He ran into a tree just to prove he's the best grass eater

Jack cannaby tried to eat a whole field of grass and got a stomach ache

a monkey so obsessed with grass he would fight a bear for a single blade

Jack cannaby fought a bear for a piece of grass and won

He screamed at a goat because it was eating grass

He threw a banana at a tree just to get more grass

the worst monkey ever because he only eats grass and calls it a fancy meal

Jack cannaby called grass a fancy meal and got a standing ovation from a goat

He insulted a squirrel for not eating grass

He tried to teach a bird to eat grass and it flew away