Jack Cake

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A gross mix of old sock juice and cake batter that tastes like a bad decision.
I tried Jack Cake for breakfast. Now my tongue is crying.
My mom made Jack Cake and called it a 'masterpiece'. It was a disaster.
That Jack Cake was so bad, it should be in jail.
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A cake so bad, it makes your nose run and your brain scream.
My brother ate Jack Cake and threw up in the pool.
Jack Cake is like a cake made by a mad man with no teeth.
I brought Jack Cake to a party. Now everyone hates me.
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A cake that smells like a gym sock and tastes like regret.
I ate Jack Cake and now I regret everything.
Jack Cake is the reason I don't like cake anymore.
My dog tried Jack Cake and ran away screaming.
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