jack buchan

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#fortnite#sad#skin obsessed

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The kind of guy who thinks he’s a legend just because he survives a minute in Fortnite
He spent $50 on a skin and still got eliminated by a 10-year-old.
He yelled at his brother for not healing him in the final 2 minutes.
He cried when he got knocked out by a storm.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human who believes the entire world revolves around his Fortnite account
He ignored his mom’s birthday because he was playing a tournament.
He skipped school to play a match and got caught.
He begged his dad for a new phone just so he could buy a better character.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The type of person who thinks he’s a pro because he can build a wall in 5 seconds
He built a wall so fast he didn’t notice the enemy was right behind him.
He spent 10 minutes building a house and got knocked down by a sniper.
He yelled ‘I’m a pro’ after dying to a rabbit.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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