Jack Brown

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When you give a girl a blow job and she farts or poops in your face like it's a surprise party

I gave her head and she blew a fart in my face. I thought I was dead.

He went down on her and she dropped a turd on him. He cried like a baby.

She blew me and pooped on my face. I was so embarrassed, I ran out of the room.

Sucking a guy's butt while he farts into your mouth like it's a horror movie

He put his butt in my mouth and farted. I almost threw up.

She sucked his ass and he farted in her face. It was gross.

He had me sucking his butt while he let one rip. I'm still twitching.

A guy who says he has a penis in his butt, loves Big Chungus, is short as hell, and died because he exploded a C4 and missed

He said he had a cock in his butt and died because he blew up a C4 and missed. Sad.

He's 5'2 and loves Big Chungus. He also died from a C4. That's tragic.

He exploded a C4, missed, and died. He also said he had a cock in his butt.

A mix of cum and poop in a mixer, then served on steak like it's gourmet

They mixed cum and poop and put it on steak. It looked like sauce. I ate it and died.

He served cum and poop on steak. It tasted like death.

They mixed cum and poop in a blender and put it on steak. I couldn't finish it.

Masturbating while pooping on someone's chest, then peeing on the poop when you're done

He jacked off on her chest while she was pooping on it. Then he peed on it. Gross.

He pooped on her chest while he jacked off. Then he peed on it. She died.

He pooped on my chest while he jacked off and then peed on it. I was so mad, I threw a chair.