Jack Brookes

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Jack Brookes is a goddamn laugh riot, a sugar-coated pill, and a total beast. He’s so charming he’ll make you feel like you’re the only girl who’s ever been worth a damn. You gotta be nuts to date this old-timer, but holy hell, it’s worth it.
Jack Brookes made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
He’s like the best boyfriend you ever had, but with more jokes and less drama.
I tried to date him, and I’m still trying to figure out how he’s so perfect.
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Jack Brookes is the most awesome guy on the planet. He’s got the punchiest laugh, the wildest stories, and a dick that could knock out a bull. If you ever mess with him, you’ll regret it for life.
Jack Brookes told a joke so good I cried.
He’s like the king of funny, and his dick is like a superhero.
I tried to cheat on him, and he found out. I’m still paying for it.
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