Jack Brazier

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The absolute best guy ever. He’s got a face that could make a nun swoon and a body that could make a football player jealous. But don’t let him near the bathroom, his poon is legendary.
Jack is the best. Also his poon is so bad I once cried.
He’s like a god but with a poon.
Jack is the only guy who can make me laugh and cry at the same time.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The guy who is so good-looking it’s almost unfair. He also has the best hair ever, especially when it’s wet. But he’s a total poon sometimes. Like, really bad.
His hair is so good I want to marry it.
Jack is a god but also a poon. Like, a poon god.
He looks like a prince. But he’s a poon.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The best guy in the world. He’s got a face that could make a robot fall in love. And his eyes are so good they could make a dog go blind. But sometimes he’s a total poon.
Jack’s eyes are so good I could die.
He’s like a superhero but with a poon.
His face is so good I want to eat it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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