Jack Box

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A game where four guys take turns showing their junk and jacking off in a box. If you cum too fast or too slow, you’re out. Then you all stick your dicks in the box and shake it like a bag of crap. At the end, you guess whose cum is on your dick. The guy whose cum is everywhere wins, and the others are losers.

Bro, I lost Jack Box because I cummed before the count got to three.

My cum was on three dicks, and I still lost because I was too slow.

I thought I won, but it was my buddy’s cum on my dick. Classic.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A crackerjack box is a cheap box that gives you stupid toys or candy. If something is called 'coming out of a crackerjack box,' it’s probably garbage.

That new phone was like a crackerjack box toy, total junk.

The free toy I got was so cheap, it came out of a crackerjack box.

If it's from a crackerjack box, it's probably not worth your time.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A rich or stupid white guy who stares at you like you’re a weird animal because you’ve got something he doesn’t.

That white guy at the gym was staring at me like I was a monster.

My white boss kept looking at me like I had a third eye.

That guy at the store was judging me like I was a criminal.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Cutting a hole in a box and shoving your nut inside it. It's like a prison for your balls.

I put my nut in the box like it was a jail cell.

My nut was in the box, and it felt like it was going to explode.

My nut was in the box, and I was scared it was gonna escape.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you jack off in your cubicle or at a guard booth like you’re trying to get a promotion.

I did Jack Box at work and my boss was so proud.

I jacked off in the guard booth and the guy next to me saw it all.

I got caught Jack Box-ing and my job is in danger.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When a hot girl unzips your pants and gives you a blow job before you even touch her. If you cum in her face, she gets a 'Jack in the Box.'

She gave me a blow job before I touched her. Jack in the Box, baby.

I cummed in her face like it was a surprise party.

That girl gave me a Jack in the Box and I died from happiness.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A fake name for any job you’ve ever had. Use it so you don’t talk about your ex-boss or ex-lover in front of your current one.

I worked at Jack Box, not my old job. Don’t ask about Steve.

I used Jack Box as my job name so I didn’t mention my ex.

I’m not working at Jack Box anymore, but I still say it sometimes.

by Slangipedia 10d ago