jack boot day

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Jack boot day is when kids decide to kick your butt so hard you feel it in your brain. It’s like being hit by a donkey wearing shoes.
My cousin got kicked in the face on jack boot day. Now he’s got a nose like a chicken.
Jack boot day is when my teacher kicks me in the shins for no reason. I think she’s mad at my dog.
I got jack boot day on Monday. My feet are still sore.
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Jack boot day is when people get kicked up the arse by kids who think they’re kings. It’s basically a royal punishment.
Jack boot day came early this year. My brother got kicked by a kid who’s shorter than my dog.
My friend got kicked in the pants on jack boot day. Now he’s got a bruise the size of a pizza.
Jack boot day is my least favorite day. I got kicked in the butt by my teacher.
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Jack boot day is when you get your arse kicked by kids who think they’re tough. It’s the worst day of the week.
Jack boot day happened today. My friend got kicked so hard he fell over.
I got jack boot day on Friday. My legs are still sore from being kicked.
Jack boot day is when my brother kicks me in the shins for no reason. It’s like being tortured.
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