Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most sexist, chunky man still breathing.

"Jack Blacking is like a greasy burger and a bad breakup.", @sarah21

"That guy is the reason I hate Mondays.", @metalhead_joe

"Jack Blacking is the human version of a meatloaf.", @foodandrage

2

One of the two loud, weird guys in the band Tenacious D.

"Jack Blacking is the reason I can’t hear my own thoughts anymore.", @noisy_bro

"He’s like a guy who screams into a kazoo and calls it music.", @band_geek

"Jack Blacking is the worst and the best.", @david_123

3

When you make fake instrument sounds with your voice, like a stupid, loud kid.

"Jack Blacking is when you sound like a kid who just ate a whole pizza.", @music_dude

"That guy sounds like he’s screaming into a toilet.", @todd1987

"Jack Blacking is like being a human kazoo.", @sound_nerd

4

A man who can sing, act, play guitar, and is also a total legend.

"Jack Blacking is the only man who can rock a guitar and a suit at the same time.", @cool_dude

"He’s like a superhero with a bad diet.", @superhero_fan

"Jack Blacking is the only guy who could make a movie and a band both good.", @movie_nerd

5

My hero and your hero, but also kind of a meatball.

"Jack Blacking is my hero and also my lunch.", @lunch_time

"He’s like the guy who makes me want to be cool, but also eat a whole pie.", @cool_guy

"Jack Blacking is my hero and also my dad’s favorite meatball.", @dads_favorite

6

When you jizz so high you pass out, like a drunk man at a party.

"Jack Blacking is when you get so high you pee out your eyes.", @drunk_bro

"That’s when you get so stoned you jizz and then black out.", @stoned_john

"Jack Blacking is the worst way to end a party.", @party_killer

7

The sexiest chunky man on Earth, and also half of this loud band.

"Jack Blacking is the chunkiest man and also the most sexy.", @chunky_sex

"He’s like a burger and a heartthrob.", @burger_guy

"Jack Blacking is the only man who can rock a band and a burger at the same time.", @band_burger