jack blacker

Fresh
#gambling fool#ass-kicking#money-losing

0 views · Added 2d ago · 6 definitions

1
a fancy way to say you’re a money-losing, sore-losing, ass-kicking gambling fool who plays blackjack and poker like it’s a religion
My cousin’s a jack blacker. He bet his car on a hand of poker and lost.
Jack blacker is what my mom calls me when I spend all my allowance on slot machines.
He’s a jack blacker. He’ll bet his last dollar on a single card and cry when it’s not the ace.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
2
when you’re so deep in debt from gambling that you’re basically a walking bad debt and you’re playing blackjack or poker like it’s your life’s mission
She’s a full-time jack blacker. Her house is in foreclosure because of poker.
My dad’s a jack blacker. He spent his retirement on blackjack and now lives in a van.
He’s a jack blacker. He bet his kid’s college fund on a poker hand and lost.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
3
a stupid, stupid person who thinks they’re a genius at blackjack and poker and ends up broke, mad, and crying in a corner
That jack blacker lost his job and his dignity in one night.
My brother’s a jack blacker. He spent all his savings on a poker game and now lives in my basement.
She’s a jack blacker. She bet her wedding ring on a blackjack hand and lost.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
4
when you’re so addicted to gambling that you don’t even care if you’re losing, you just want to keep playing blackjack and poker until you’re dead
He’s a jack blacker. He played poker until 3 a. m. and didn’t even notice he lost $500.
My uncle is a jack blacker. He bets on blackjack even when he’s got no money left.
That jack blacker bet his last dollar on a hand of poker and kept playing until he was broke and tired.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
5
a person who has no self-control and bets everything on a single card like it’s the last hope of humanity
My friend is a jack blacker. He bet his rent money on a single card and lost.
She’s a jack blacker. She bet her paycheck on a blackjack hand and lost it all.
That jack blacker bet his kid’s allowance on a single card and cried when it wasn’t the ace.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
6
a person who plays blackjack and poker like it’s their job, even though they’re clearly terrible at it and their money is gone
He’s a jack blacker. He plays poker every night and still has no money.
My brother’s a jack blacker. He thinks he’s a pro at blackjack, but he’s just bad.
That jack blacker plays poker like it’s his life and he has no idea what he’s doing.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
xs